Merry Christmas from me and everyone at GatorAIDS. Or whatever. Surely that’s what I’m supposed to say on an update that goes up December 25th.
Proving that we exist solely to do nothing more than rip on Miniclip I’ll start this brief introduction off by pointing out that Miniclip’s mascot, a caricature of the CEO they affectionately call “Big Rob”, is the scariest fucking mascot in the history of global marketing. Seriously, just look at their fucking Christmas video. I bet you squirted a little in your pants, and not in a sexual way. That THING is horrifying. How a custom costume like that can be produced and not one person going “well now this is just pants-shittingly terrifying” boggles my fucking mind.
That voice. That… FACE. Big Rob rivals the kinds of crazy shit seen in Japanese horror films and surely once Miniclip has had enough of GatorAIDS collectively bashing them that creepy blood-soaked grin on Big Rob’s face will be the last thing me, Dracophile, Payton, or anyone else will ever see.
So, in true Christmas spirit I stole Miniclip’s Christmas video and remixed it into Roastmaster’s X-Mas Special. Enjoy the nightmare.
Ever come across one of those thrift store finds that just screams out “BUY ME”? Maybe it’s a Hot Wheels car that seems a little pricey but you have a good feeling it’s worth a fortune or it’s the complete X-Files TV series on VHS but either way there’s a good chance you’ve seen something in a shop once before and immediately knew it was a good deal. I had one of those moments myself recently; I bought a Sega Saturn game console for $20.
Pictured above: One J-Note well spent?
Yeah, I totally just referred to a twenty as a “J-Note” in that picture caption. Speaking of J-Notes, I probably should have just kept it in my pants. Hilariously enough, “keeping it in your pants” is also the mantra that would have prevented me from getting banned from every alligator and snake farm in South Texas. (Required sidenote: Having said that it is also important for me to point out that I am not the father of the monster depicted in the new film Creature.)
Long story short, this $20 Saturn was a nightmare. Now that I’ve spoiled the bulk of the story you don’t have to read this article, but you can if you want to. I guess.
We’re proud to present to you the GMO2 Halloween special: You Shouldn’t Have Done That!
This episode was created and based around the popular creepypasta story Haunted Majora’s Mask Cartridge with the support and permission of the author of the original story itself. No crappy “me too” knock off here! This is a different kind of GMO2 episode in that it doesn’t have traditional credits and we aren’t actually playing anything, we merely give the illusion that we are and used the original creepypasta videos from the story.
We’ve based the loose “plot” of the episode off of the original story and made great efforts to maintain the integrity of Jadusable’s original creation while giving it a little bit of GMO2 humor. We hope you enjoy our Halloween special!
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