I’ve held jobs at several places, most of which were media-based (all of them, actually… a video game store, a cinema, and a Blockbuster Video). While I cannot effectively say that working in a corporate chain of media outlets is better than food service I can say that food service can’t possibly be much better, if any better at all. Corporate-owned chains are notoriously depressing places to work in the first place and Blockbuster Video is not an exception by any means, in fact it may actually be the centerpiece of awful jobs with depressing demands and expectations. After having done my time I ended up quitting because the constantly changing sales demands and lack of stability in the company was having an adverse effect on my actual well being so as per my doctor’s orders… I told Blockbuster where they could shove those excess copies of Twilight.
Having worked there, though, I have that unique insight to all of the company’s lies and stupid practices that they pass along to unknowing customers. Even if some customers are completely retarded there’s still no reason why they should be kept in the dark about such things as:
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Cutting Room Floor, The
bawwwww, blockbuster, crap, trolling
I think we all know the amazingly hilarious and random commercials made by E-Trade, but there was one very controversial (sarcasm) commercial that premiered during the Super Bowl.
Okay, I’m going to explain this as easily as possible…
The 23-year-old actress named Lindsay Lohan who believes that she is a one name person, like Madonna and Oprah, assumes that when somebody says Lindsay, it doesn’t mean that person has the 53rd most popular girls children name in America… It means they are referring the old, washed-up slut that has an extremely bad choice of judgment. I see no problem here…
I can already see the resemblence.
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Kill Your TV, Man
bawwwww, commercials, etrade, lindsay lohan, super bowl
Well, about a week ago I posted here in regards to this “hacking” that took place on Twitter supposedly carried out by the “iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY”, a group that I assume is comprised entirely of Iranian 11-year-olds who are unable to get their pilots licenses yet so rather than waste time playing with trash and AK-47s they took the liberty of jazzing up Twitter late 90’s style.
I wanted to be all over this like some kind of a racist joke about rice or Ethiopians so I sent an email out to this “army” posing as a Norwegian news reporter. My email, as you can probably still see on the front page of GatorAIDS.com, was mostly a stab at them thinly veiled as an interview. Honestly in hind sight that was probably a stupid move and they might have bombed my house but then again these people were dumb enough to use Gmail, and that’s unfortunately the nail in the casket here; I emailed them and the next day when I checked my inbox I had that ominous message from the MAILER DAEMON informing me that my message delivery was “permanetely failed forever” or something equally as insulting and demeaning. Thanks Google, thanks for telling me that I EPIC PHAIL’D on sending terrorists an email.
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End Of The Internet
bawwwww, cyber terrorism, epic fail, internet, iran, twitter
For those of you who don’t use Twitter or follow the news or even pay any attention to the Internet Twitter was hacked the other day (lol Faux Newz). Even more hilarious than the fact that someone was ballsy enough to try and hack such a worthless website is the fact that it was done by the iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY (it helps to play a “dun dun dunnnnn” in your head after reading that). I totally didn’t embellish that name at all, that’s what these jokers seriously called themselves, and rumor has it that they attacked Twitter as an anti-American effort online… while their provided contact information is a GMail address. I’m not sure if these people are just oblivious or completely retarded but GMail is something located in the United States, so nice job contradicting yourselves there guys, mad props to you. They must have called Google Tech Support and gotten an outsourced call and agreed that they were an acceptable service or something.
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End Of The Internet
bawwwww, cyber terrorism, faux news, internet, iran, twitter
